One morning, a woman woke up early to fix breakfast for her husband.

She asked him, "What would you like to eat, honey?"

The guy replied, "How about you?"

They proceeded to have sex.

Later that afternoon, the husband came home to have lunch. The wife asked him again if he'd like to eat anything.

He replied once more, "How about you?"

When the husband came home that evening from work, he saw his wife going up the stairs, then riding on the guardrail back down.

She repeated this action several times until the husband asked her, "What are you doing, love?"

The wife replied, "Heating up your dinner!"