A man asked his wife, "What would you like most for your birthday?"

She said, "I'd love to be ten again."

On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early, and off they went to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park, the "Death Slide," the "Screaming Loop," the "Wall of Fear"... She had a go on every ride there was.

She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head spinning and her stomach upside-down.

Into McDonald's they went, where she was given a Double Big Mac with extra fries and a strawberry shake.

Then off to a theater they went to see Star Wars and eat hot dogs, popcorn, cola, and sweets.

At last, she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed.

Her husband leaned over and asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?"

One eye opened, she groaned, "Actually, I meant my dress size."