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Three teenage boys (Jason, Brian, and Carl) were walking along one night in town. They turned down a dark alley, and after a few feet, the boys heard a loud "squish" sound and a painful "quack."

The boys looked around, and finally Carl looked under his feet and saw that he had stepped on a duck.

From behind a trash can, an old elderly voodoo lady came out and yelled a voodoo chant that they could not understand. The boys looked at each other in confusion and asked the lady what she had said. She told them that she had placed a cursed on them. The boys ran off in fright.

A week later, Carl and Jason were walking along and turned a corner, where they saw Brian kissing the most ugly, disgusting girl they had ever seen.

The two of them shouted, "What are you doing, Brian?!"

He turned and replied, "I stepped on a duck!"

The two didn't say anything and walked off to leave his friend and his newfound love alone.

Another week later, Carl and Brian were walking and turned a corner to find Jason kissing the most ugly and disgusting girl they had ever seen.

Both of them shouted, "Hey, what are you doin, Jason?!"

Jason turned and replied, "I stepped on a duck!"

Carl began to catch on to what this "curse" was all about.

A month went by and nothing happened. Then one day, Jason and Brian were walking along and turned a corner to find Carl kissing the most beautiful girl they had ever laid their eyes on.

They started shouting, "Yeah Carl! Way to go, you stud!"

The girl turned and said, "I stepped on a duck!"

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