There was a woman who had just lost her husband. Her friend told her that she should start dating men, as it had been a long time since she had "done it." She met this great guy and things got pretty serious.

One night when they went back to her place, they were ready to have sex when they both stripped off their clothing. The woman, however, still had her black underwear on. The man asked her why that was. She said it was because she was still in mourning over her husband, and she felt that she wasn't ready for sex and someone touching her there.

The week after, the same thing happened, except this time the man had a black condom on.

The woman asked why that was, and he said, "Because I wanna offer my condolences!"