A man sat in a train traveling from Bristol to London with a baby on his arm. Midway through, another man with two big suitcases entered the train and sat next to him.

The first man initiated a conversation: "Those two suitcases looks like mine. Are you a salesman too?"

"No," the other replied. "I am on my way to Hethrow airport. I am flying to Greece."

"Oh, that is nice," the first man responded.

After a few minutes of uncomfortable silence, the second man asked, "So what are you selling?"

"Condoms," came the reply.

"Condoms? Are you taking your son with you while selling condoms?!" the second man said, quite agitated.

"Oh, this one is not my son. It is a complaint from Bristol."