The were three guys in hell: a white guy, a Chinese guy, and a black guy. The devil had a special way to punish them -- by melting their penises.

The white guy came up to the devil. The devil held his balls in his hand and lit a match. The white guy's penis was history.

The Chinese guy went up next. The devil had his balls in his hand and lit a match. His balls were also gone.

Then the black guy came up. The devil took his balls and lit that match. His balls were still there. He tried again. Still there. The devil was pissed off now.

He asked, "WHY AREN'T THEY MELTING?"

The black guy said, "Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands."