An Army colonel was reviewing his troops. One man he passed sported an enormous erection.

"Sergeant!" the colonel shouted. "Give this man 30 days compassionate home leave."

"Yes, sir," the sergeant replied.

A few months later, the same thing occurred with the same man.

"Sergeant! Give this man another 30 days compassionate home leave," the colonel barked.

A few months later, same guy, same problem.

The colonel grew angry. "Sergeant! Haven't we given this man two compassionate home leaves?"

"Yes, sir," the sergeant replied.

"Then what's his problem?" the colonel asks.

The sergeant saluted and said, "Sir. It's you he's fond of."