Once there was a boy named Chichi, and all he could say was, "Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow!"

He was walking home from school one day, and a girl came up to him and said, "Chichi, can you come over to my house?"

"Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow!"

She said, "Please, please, please," so he went.

"Chichi, come into my room."

"Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow."

She said, "Please, please, please," so he went.

Then she said, "Chichi, take off your clothes."

"Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow."

She said, "Please, please, please," so he did it.

"Chichi, lie on me."

Once again, he said, "Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow."

She begged please, and so he did.

They were making love, when the girl's dad walked into the room and said, "Chichi, get off her right now!"

"Chichi don't want to, maybe tomorrow."