On their 25th anniversary, a husband took his wife to dinner. Their teenage daughters told them that they would have dessert waiting for them when they returned.

After the couple got home, they saw that the dining room table was beautifully set with China, crystal, and candles, and there was a note that read, "Your dessert is in the refrigerator. We are staying with friends, so go ahead and do something we wouldn't do!"

"I suppose we could vacuum," the husband said.