Amanpreet had told all of his friends about the great steak
he had eaten downtown the day before. A group of them
decided to head down and see if it was really as large and
delicious as Lizard Pecker was making it out to be.

The group was seated in the back of the restaurant. After
looking over the menu, they ordered and waited hungrily for
their large, delicious pieces of dead cow.

To their collective disappointment, the waiter brought out
some of the smallest steaks they had ever seen.

"Now see here," a very embarrassed Preet said to the waiter. "Yesterday when I came down here, you served me a BIG juicy steak. Today, when I have my friends about, you serve small steaks! What is the meaning of this?"

"Yes, sir," replied the waiter, "yesterday you were sitting by the window."