A young man is working his first job as a waiter in a diner. A large trucker sits down at the counter and orders.

"Gimme three flat tires and a couple of headlights."

Bewildered, the waiter goes to the kitchen and tells the cook, "I think this guy's in the wrong store--look at what he ordered!"

The cook says, "He wants three pancakes and two eggs sunny-side up."

The waiter takes a bowl of beans to the trucker.

The trucker looks at it and growls, "What's this? I didn't order this!"

The young man tells him, "The cook says that while you're waiting for your parts, you might as well gas up!"