One fine evening, a husband and wife were doing the horizontal bop, when their seven-year-old son came into the room unexpectedly.

As the child startled them and so seemed confused and upset, the good father stopped the action, covered up, and had a nice talk with his son. He reassured the boy that he was not hurting his mother and that they were simply making him a baby brother.

He tucked the child into bed, and when the boy was fast asleep, he quickly and quietly went back to his wife for some mutual continued bliss.

All was well and a week had passed. The father came home from work to find his son sitting on the front porch crying.

The concerned father said, "Son, what's wrong?"

The boy replied, "You know that baby brother you and mom were trying to make for me last week? Well, mom was moaning a lot today while the milkman spent hours trying to eat him!"