Prizes for the Contest 
The Original Jokes2000™ mousepad is made of the highest quality mouse pad stuff in the world. It lies perfectly still on the table and, barring supernatural invention, will continue to do so for the remainder of your life. Guaranteed.
You cannot buy this item. The only way to get it is by winning it.
The top ten name suggestions will each receive a copy of Snapshots: Humor from a Different Angle, by Jason Love. This is the first uncensored collection of Snapshots, a masterpiece containing 400 really strange cartoons. This book has been signed and blessed by the author, making it a priceless collector's item.
The first-place contestant -- the one who actually names our dragon -- will also receive the following three books by Scott Adams:
  
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