Name-the-Dragon Contest 
Recently, our new dragon pointed out that it doesn't have a proper name, which was a pretty valid complaint. Hell, it doesn't even have a proper sex. After racking our brains for a name, we threw up our hands in despair and decided that only you could save our friend from this horrible identity crisis.
So we asked for your help in naming our fire-breathing mascot, offering
prizes
to inspire your genius. What we received was a truckload of terrific suggestions and votes, which have taken a great deal of time to sort out.
Finally, we are pleased to announce that the contest is over and we haaaaaave a winner! The winning name is Argyle, suggested by Claire Bergeal whose name will go down in Jokes2000 history (as will the name she submitted for our dragon). All winners will be contacted by e-mail and receive their prizes shortly thereafter.
We would like to thank everyone who participated in the contest for your suggestions. Even if you didn't win, you played a critical role in our process of building the best jokes site on the Internet.
| Pos. |
Name |
Votes |
| 1. |
Argyle |
2865 |
| 2. |
Sparkie |
1899 |
| 3. |
Chrispy |
1861 |
| 4. |
Snuffy |
1852 |
| 5. |
Drexter |
1770 |
| 6. |
Zoey |
1736 |
| 7. |
Puff |
1647 |
| 8. |
Rupert |
1523 |
| 9. |
Drucilla |
1478 |
| 10. |
Duncan |
1354 |
|
|
| Pos. |
Name |
Votes |
| 11. |
Igor |
1325 |
| 12. |
Dirk |
1258 |
| 13. |
Griff |
1136 |
| 14. |
Melvin |
735 |
| 15. |
Zack |
700 |
| 16. |
Alexander |
671 |
| 17. |
Gilbert |
664 |
| 18. |
Hector |
660 |
| 19. |
Simon |
614 |
| 20. |
Eddie |
578 |
|
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| Pos. |
Name |
Votes |
| 21. |
Gertrude |
565 |
| 22. |
Chuck |
551 |
| 23. |
Harah |
471 |
| 24. |
Claude |
417 |
| 25. |
Ashley |
320 |
| 26. |
Irwin |
287 |
| 27. |
Melissa |
264 |
| 28. |
Josh |
233 |
| 29. |
Sean |
200 |
| 30. |
Alice |
196 |
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